Welcome To The World’s Least Useless Samples Page

Let’s be honest here – most ‘samples’ pages absolutely suck.

You’ve seen them, I’ve seen them… and even my dogs have seen them.

Just notice their look of judgement:

There are always countless portfolio pieces to go through and looking at them just feels like a knot in the stomach.

They’re simply useless.

I’d like your experience to be different.

I want you to enjoy looking through my samples and, most importantly, fully understand why I did what I did.

Let me take you through my most successful samples in Alessandro Zuzic style and explain the magic behind them.

You’ll see a sample – and if you want – you can watch a quick video of me explaining it.

Even if we don’t end up working together, you’ll get some ideas you’re free to steal.

You never know, you may even think they’re good 😉

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Sample #1: Dog Training Course Launch

We’re starting strong, with no more, no less, than my most lucrative email campaign to date.

Sure, the revenue generated gives me some cool bragging rights, but there’s something I’m MUCH more proud of.

It’s… well… something I never thought possible. And that is…

Nailing the branding tone “cutesy woman” as a 20-year-old guy.

Hey potential client, if I did that, I’m pretty sure I could also make your copy sound like you.

The launch consisted of 15 emails in total – and it was a sweet 5-figure launch, a total success I would say.

Sample #2: Personality-Based B2B Cold Emails

Imagine hitting “launch” – going to bed – and waking up to gushing replies and decision-makers wanting to meet with you.

That’s what a touch of humor and unpredictability does to your cold email outreach.

Yes, people actually reply to unsolicited mail… when it’s special enough.

See for yourself…

Sample #3: AI 1-on-1 Training Welcome Sequence

A ‘welcome sequence’ is how you make your list frantically refresh their inboxes every three seconds looking for your new emails.

Okay, that’s a bit exaggerated… I am a copywriter after all 😅.

But the closest you’re going to get to that slight hyperbole is by writing your welcome sequence like I did for this client:

P.S. I have lots of examples and niches, but here I just showed you one to not waste everyone’s time. I just wanted you to see the style – feel free to reach out for a sample in your niche.

P.P.S. Make sure to watch the video to see the day and time AI is planning to take over humanity.

Sample #4: Selling $1.5M Houses With Relationship-Based Email Marketing

Relationship-based email marketing doesn’t only sell info products. 

I take serious offense if you think that.

In this case, it also sells luxurious houses in Florida. I’m telling you, people love a good laugh, no matter how ‘serious’ they are.

EVEN if the newsletter is in real estate (your turn to take offense?):

Sample #5: Sales Page For Startup Courses

This would be way too long to explain in a short VSL-style video, so I’ll just give you the link if you’re interested.

Notice the tone – how playful and non-sleazy it is.

No “Discover These 7 Secrets Doctors Don’t Want You To Know” b*llshit. 

People are tired of those ‘online business’ scammy-looking websites. The game has changed. 

Here’s the sales page:

https://learn.eightception.com/courses/unit-economics

Sample #6: Blog Articles For Aspiring Entrepreneurs

Blog articles can be a huge asset to your business… and I’ve written dozens.

I’m sure you’re familiar with the SEO benefits – but there’s another often overlooked one.

This benefit has the power to get people addicted to learning from you. 

And the benefit is… 

Drum roll…

... Absolutely Amazing Brand Building 😎

When you use a distinct voice and style in your blogs, not only do you rank on Google…

Or get lots of newsletter sign-ups…

You also (feel good about being funny) get the best kind of brand awareness.

Here’s an example of TRULY enjoyable blog articles:

If you came all the way down here, one of two things are happening:

  1. You’re a copywriter trying to understand what the hell I’m doing. Good for you.

  2. You’re a potential client and are, to say the least, intrigued about this “relationship-based” email thing.

You also might be wondering:

Is it really possible for people to adore my marketing emails…?

Can it genuinely help me increase my revenue…?

Does it actually unblock my nose and help me not suffocate when I have a cold?

Yes, yes, and…

… no, what the hell?

If you want to use relationship-based email marketing to increase your bottom line while selling in a fun and non sleazy way…

Either reach out to me at [email protected]

Or simply fill out this quick form here. Here’s the button. Go click it. No pressure. 

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